LMAO OMG BETTER STERILIZE THAT THING.
LMFAO YESSS I NEED TO. WHO KNOWS WHERE THAT GUY’S HANDS HAVE BEEN DAMN
well at least it’s not jewelry holder
omfg…THE JEWELRY HOLDER… godjhnms.
they stared at me and kept saying hi to me all day today in a weird way so I know that the movers know now, also.
I remembered in the shower after the people who packed up my house left that I LEFT A DILDO IN MY TOP DRAWER AND THEY PACKED IT FUCK
THEY TOUCHED MY DILDO AND FUKING PACKED IT
WELL. GUESS TEY HAVE A FUNNY FUCKIN STORY NOW